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Kurt Vonnegut Parody Earrings

Kurt Vonnegut Parody Earrings

Regular price $28.00 USD
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In the critically acclaimed book Slaughterhouse Five, Kurt Vonnegut illustrated a tombstone that said "Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt." Well, no offense to Mr. Vonnegut, but I have some changes.

In my Vonnegut parody earrings, nothing was beautiful and everything hurt! That's life for ya! These Vonnegut parody earrings are made of laser-cut acrylic, hand-painted with added retro daisies and additional frowny face charms with 18k gold-plated brass stud posts to drive home the sucky feels.

Materials: acrylic, 18k gold-plated brass hardware

Measurements: 3.5" drop length, 2.5" width

Most earrings are made to order; please allow up to 5 days handling time.

Care Instructions

Do not get jewelry wet. Avoid heavy lotions, chemicals, sprays or oils while wearing your pieces. Avoid any and all liquids on mirrored acrylic to prevent cracking.

To clean, wipe gently with a microfiber eyeglass cleaning cloth.

To prevent scratches, store away from sharp objects. Do not sleep in your acrylic pieces.

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